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in the beginning, there was choice

tumbleweed for those who dance on the edge

debian for those who whisper "stability" in their sleep

atomic for the ones who treat their system like a temple

gnu for the source code sages, where freedom is not just a name

gaming distros for the digital warriors seeking silicon glory

serpent and chimera for pioneers who carve elegant frontiers

arch and gentoo for terminal prophets and source emergers

exotic flavors for those who walk the path less chmod'd

paranoid options for the tinfoil hat congregation

void and bedrock for the system alchemists

lfs, the code labyrinth, for those with more time than fear

and if you're unsure, distrochooser cuts through the noise

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from the void of the command line, interfaces arose

bloated giants for those who hoard widgets like treasure

nimble spirits for the apostles of speed and simplicity

newcomers for those who seek fresh digital horizons

eye candy for the worshippers of visual splendor

wayland disciples for those who embrace the new protocol prophecy

arcane frameworks for the coding shamans and tiling mystics

and the raw X session, for those who craft their desktop from stardust and will

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from the digital ether, tools of power materialized

netboot.xyz for those who summon systems from the network void

multiboot usb for the carriers of many digital worlds

flatpak for the shepherds of sandboxed applications

topgrade for the keepers of perpetual updates

brew for those who concoct software from arcane formulae

privacy.sexy for the guardians of digital sanctity

fmhy for seekers of hidden knowledge and free media

linutil for the curators of essential linux treasures

and brace, for those who architect digital sanctuaries

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in the digital seas, browsers set sail

brave for the sentinels who ward off intrusive pixels

lean configs for disciples of elegant simplicity

flatpak for those who traverse in sandboxed vessels

mullvad for those who cloak their digital footprints

arkenfox for the artisans of firefox fortification

fmhy bookmarks for the gatherers of hidden web treasures

dns benchmarks for those who clock the pulse of the net

and privacytests for those who gauge the depths of anonymity

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